Commentary:
Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
Funny tolerate quotes
Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
Commentary:
Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas
Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.
Commentary:
"Dear lactose-intolerant heathen, it's time to embrace the dairy and join the milky way of life! 🥛🐄 Don't be cheese-ist, lactose is gouda for you! 😉"
Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.
Commentary:
Finally, a reason to consider myself enlightened after watching last year's karaoke night! 🎤😅📹