Funny Tooth Fairy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Tooth Fairy was such a clever entrepreneur, outsourcing those tooth-collecting duties like a true boss 💼✨ Parental tooth-fairy assistants, reporting for duty! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ToothFairyInc"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"

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