Commentary:
"Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal"
Funny track quotes
Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.
Commentary:
When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama
I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic art of poetic roasting 👨🎤🔥 It's like a lyrical battle of wits where insults are disguised as compliments and rhymes become the ultimate weapon! Who needs swords when you have verses? 🗡️📝 #RapBattlePoetrySlam"
Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?
Commentary:
"Ah, the perennial question of life… 🤔🎬 Who knew our thoughts could be so entertaining? 🤣 Cue the laugh track for every awkward encounter and random thought! 😂🎭"
Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?
Commentary:
Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime