Funny track quotes

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who's above the law.

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025