Funny quotes track

Funny track quotes

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

7 hours ago

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

3 months ago

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

3 months ago

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

3 months ago

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

3 months ago

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

3 months ago