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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Making waves on Messenger:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Just landed via Messenger:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Freshly posted on X:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Just landed via X:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Just shared via Telegram:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Shared recently on Messenger:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Just landed via WeChat:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Making waves on Reddit:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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35 shares on Facebook this month:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

51 shares on X this month:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

65 shares on Slack this month:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Going viral on X:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Freshly posted on Slack:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Making waves on Facebook:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Trending via Slack:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Going viral on Facebook:

Y’all pronounce it data or data?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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