Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Never trust a wet fart.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

96 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,690

Funny Quotes Topics

16,895

Funny Quotes Images

14,690

Dec 1, 2025

3,597

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Just landed via Threads:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Making waves on WeChat:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Seen just now on Slack:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Spotted on Discord:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Seen just now on Slack:

Coffee is just goth water.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Home » Funny Turn Down Quotes

Funny turn down quotes

Funny turn down quotes are the perfect way to say no with a smile 😄✨ Whether you want to dodge awkward invites or gently reject a request, these witty lines bring humor and charm to every decline 🙅‍♀️😂 Say goodbye to boring refusals and hello to clever comebacks that keep things light and playful 🎉💬 Ready to turn down with a twist? Let’s dive in!

New funny turn down quotes 👇

4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"🎶 Turn down for what? 🤷‍♂️ Apparently, for the sake of this poor guy's eardrums! 🙉 Maybe it's time to give his ears a break and crank down the volume a bit. 🎧😄"

ears, humor, music, reaction, turn, turn down
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
🎶 Sounds like your kids have taken over as the DJs at home! 🎧 Maybe it's time to trade in your "Parent DJ" badge for a "Music Volume Supervisor" one! 🔊 Embrace the new hierarchy – rock on, little ones! 🤘

cause, family, house, humor, kids, me, music, parenting, reversed, roles, tell, turn, turn down

All funny turn down quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

96 this month

Funny Quotes Total

14,690

Funny Quotes Topics

16,895

Funny Quotes Images

14,690

Dec 1, 2025

4,024

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Shared recently on Discord:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Going viral on Discord:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Just shared via Messenger:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Going viral on Telegram:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴