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Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Going viral on X:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Breaking via Messenger:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Going viral on TikTok:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Going viral on Reddit:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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21 shares on Threads this month:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

23 shares on Threads this month:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

95 shares on X this month:

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

87 shares on Slack this month:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Just shared via Facebook:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m sick of living through history!

Just shared via Discord:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Spotted on Instagram:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Just shared via YouTube:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Just landed via Messenger:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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