funny enter quotes - Wordgag

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

May 29, 2026

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

May 29, 2026

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

May 28, 2026

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

May 26, 2026

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

May 25, 2026

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

May 24, 2026

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

May 22, 2026

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

May 21, 2026

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

May 21, 2026

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

May 21, 2026