Funny underwear quotes

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Commentary:
Looks like she knows exactly what she wants—comfortable, confident, and with a little bit of sass! Guess if your man isn’t giving you that laid-back vibe with a dash of spunk, he might not be the right fit. After all, a thong’s got to stay snug and show some personality!

3 weeks ago

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Commentary:
“Passwords are like underwear: Keep them hidden, refresh them often, and definitely don’t be handing them out to random passersby! #PasswordProtection101″

2 months ago

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Commentary:
“Ah yes, sundries – Grandma‘s code word for scandalous unmentionables Who knew shopping for everyday items could be so risqué? Keep your secrets hidden in the sundry section, folks! #GrandmaKnowsBest”

2 months ago

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Commentary:
“Seems like a winning combination! Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you’ve got that kind of confidence? Keep rockin’ that stylish ‘less is more’ look, my friend! ”

4 months ago

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Commentary:
“Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there’s an underwear fight! Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! #underweartroubles”

4 months ago

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Commentary:
“Knowledge is like underwear – it’s best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! #SmartandClassy”

4 months ago

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