Funny upper quotes

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Commentary:
How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? Maybe they’ll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! #ZipItLips

3 months ago

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Commentary:
Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that’s* a conversation starter! #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

4 months ago

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Commentary:
“Ah, the mystical powers of yoga — turning lower back pain into upper back gain! Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it’ll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! #YogaWizardry”

4 months ago

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s got a case of the ‘worldly’ arms! Maybe start with some earthly exercises to tone those upper arms and conquer your cosmic concerns! ”

4 months ago

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