Commentary:
🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"
Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature got ahold of some vape juice again 🌫️💨 Might wanna lay off the vape pens and let the fog machine do its job outside!"
Commentary:
"Getting struck by lightning: just nature's way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue"
Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"
Commentary:
"Getting tinted windows to shield your aura of mystery? Just remember, sometimes you still need to share a piece of your mind… or finger? 🚗🕶️🖕 #TintedWindowsDilemma"
Commentary:
"Talk about blind faith 🙈! Getting tattooed in an invisible spot takes a special kind of self-assurance…or a really trusting tattoo artist! 😅 Who needs a mirror when you've got guts like that? 🦾💉 #ConfidenceGoals"
Commentary:
"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance"