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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

1 month ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

3 months ago

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

3 months ago

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

3 months ago

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

3 months ago

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

3 months ago

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

3 months ago