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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Discord:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Spotted on Twitch:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Going bananas on Threads:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Just landed via Reddit:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Making waves on Facebook:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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14 shares on Pinterest this month:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

31 shares on X this month:

You only live once and thank God for that.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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My favorite color is money.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Trending via Threads:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Live now on Threads:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Breaking via Telegram:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Going viral on Discord:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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