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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”
Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.
Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.
Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.
Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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5 months ago
Share →: People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Commentary:
"Join the 'We Never Want to Leave the House' club! 🏡 Let's stay united in our love for sofa-cuddling and Netflix marathons… separately. 😂 #HomebodiesUnite"
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮‍♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"
5 months ago
Share →: I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Commentary:
"Making sure even the priest remembers you in prayer 🙏😇! Because a little fame never hurt, right? 😂 #confessiongoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Commentary:
"Looks like 9pm isn't just bedtime anymore – it's also the start of the 'I'm too tired for anything' zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM"
5 months ago
Share →: I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Commentary:
"Who needs FOMO when you can have FOMOCHO (Fear Of Missing Out on Classic References)? 📚😂 Embrace the literary journey, one metaphor at a time! 🚀📖 #ClassicReaderGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Commentary:
Ah, Netflix: the land of endless browsing and eternal frustration 😂🎬 It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure you're seeking always seems to be just out of reach! Just one more scroll through the library… and nope, still not there! Who knew finding a movie could be such an adventure in itself? 🧐🔍
5 months ago
Share →: I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching"
5 months ago
Share →: I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic struggle of wanting control while pretending to go with the flow 🎶😂 It's like asking a Magic 8 Ball for advice and then getting upset when it doesn't predict winning lottery numbers. Embrace the randomness and let the music gods surprise you! 💫🎵
5 months ago
Share →: Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Commentary:
Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉

Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!
5 months ago
Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Commentary:
"📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"