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When he triple-texts and then calls because I took 5 minutes to reply, that's true dedication! 😂📱💥
556 Funny want quotes
You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.
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Like wanting a donut so much it makes me mad that I didn't buy a dozen 🍩😤 #CrushingHard
What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.
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Still waiting on that five-course meal in a pill form, Chef Future! 🍽️😂🚀
You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.
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Lettuce rethink salad norms—toss in whatever; it’s a leafy affair gone rogue! 🥗🤪
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.
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Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors
Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.
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Living my best life: professionally unemployed 😂🏖️✨
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”
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Sundays: when your brain transforms into that overly concerned friend who just realized you haven't started your week's worth of adulting yet 😅🧠💥
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️