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5 months ago
Share →: I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Commentary:
😂💃 "Who needs goodbye waves or polite excuses when you can bust out the Macarena to signal the end of a conversation? Sounds like a fun and funky way to make your exit! Just remember to do the Macarena with style 😉🕺."
5 months ago
Share →: If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Commentary:
"Remember, if oats can be milk, you can be anything from a superhero 🦸‍♂️ to a unicorn 🦄! Embrace your inner oat-milk potential and go conquer the world! 🌟 #DreamBig"
5 months ago
Share →: Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic IKEA dining experience – where your stomach and wallet are equally satisfied! 💸🍽️ Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have meatballs and furniture shopping all in one? 😂 #BudgetButBoujee"
5 months ago
Share →: World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Commentary:
"World domination? 🌍 Nah, I can barely handle adulting for myself! 🤷‍♂️ It's all fun and games until someone asks me to take over the world! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of justifying unnecessary purchases with more unnecessary purchases! 🛍️ Who needs logic when you have retail therapy, am I right? 😅💸"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Commentary:
"Who wants to go out with a bang when you can go out with a grand piano solo 🎹 CRASH landing? Watch out composers, this person is aiming for a smashing finale! 💥😆"
5 months ago
Share →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Commentary:
"If dogs could talk, it would be a whole new level of drama at the dog park! 🐶🗣️🤥 Just imagine the tall tales your furry friend might come up with! Better hide those socks before they spill the beans about who the real sock thief is 😉🧦"
5 months ago
Share →: You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Commentary:
“Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”
5 months ago
Share →: The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Commentary:
"Well, it's all fun and games until you end up in heaven's customer service line requesting to speak to the manager… 🌥️👼🏼🙅🏻‍♂️ #PerksOfAfterlife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Commentary:
"Indoor kids, outdoor kids… as long as they're not redecorating your living room with crayons, it's all good! 🏠🌳 #KidsTheseDays"