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5 months ago
Share →: I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal struggle of looking busy without actually doing much. 💼💤 Who needs work when you’re too busy planning how to spend your future millions? 💰😂 #RelatableGoals”
5 months ago
Share →: It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Commentary:
“Keep calm and play hard to get… Wait, that didn’t work – I’m already hard to want! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should try playing easy to get instead? 🤣 #DatingDilemmas”
5 months ago
Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic “I don’t want a relationship right now” line – the unspoken message: “at least not with you.” 🙊 It’s the modern dating equivalent of saying, “It’s not you, it’s me” with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it’s all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇
5 months ago
Share →: I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Commentary:
“Planning for the future like… 😴💤 Who knew napping required such diligent scheduling! Maybe we can pencil in a siesta for next week too? 📆😂 #FutureNapGoals”
5 months ago
Share →: Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Commentary:
“Who needs enemies when you can just tag them yourself? 🎯💥 Let’s make unfriending even more satisfying! 😂 #TaggingEnemies”
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Commentary:
“Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats”
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Commentary:
Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰
5 months ago
Share →: I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Commentary:
“Who needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? 😂✈️ #JobGoals #AdventureTime”
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Commentary:
“Who needs a time machine when you’ve got your high school earrings to transport you back to the glory days 🕰️💁‍♀️ Talk about vintage chic! Just remember, trends may come and go, but apparently, earring size remains eternal 😂💎 #TimelessFashion”
5 months ago
Share →: Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Commentary:
“Planning for the future like an energy-conscious boss! ⚡️ Better safe than sorry, especially with a dad who’s all about saving power! 💡😂 #ElectricitySavings #FamilyDecisions”