346 Funny want quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

  Commentary:
  “Who says you can’t have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we’ll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

  Commentary:
  “Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don’t worry, I’ll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

  Commentary:
  “Can I sell my feelings on eBay? 🤔 Displayed as ‘lightly used,’ with free shipping to anyone willing to take on my emotional baggage. 📦♻️💔 #EmoAuction”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

  Commentary:
  “Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

  Commentary:
  🤷‍♂️ When “ew no” meets the professional world, things can get a little tricky! 🙈 Apparently, not all bosses speak the language of “ew no” fluently. Time to brush up on those communication skills, or just stick to the good ol’ eye roll and heavy sigh combo. 😉 #ProfessionalCommunicationFail

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