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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.