Oh, how the turntables have tabled! 🖥️💔 Who would've thought Plankton was actually ahead of his time in the dating game? 🤣 Maybe we should reevaluate who the real relationship guru is in Bikini Bottom! 😉🦑 #PlanktonKnowsBest

Who needs who more, coffee or us? ☕🤔 Perhaps coffee secretly craves our company just as much as we crave its energizing embrace! It's a love-hate ☕❤️ relationship, filled with early morning jitters and midday crashes.

Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. 💁‍♀️💥 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could pack so much intimidation factor! 📸 #FearlessSelfie

Looks like adulthood took a detour and ended up in the wrong neighborhood! 🗺️😂 Who knew the brochure would be so misleading? Welcome to the twisted reality of being a grown-up! 🎢🤷‍♂️

Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact