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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.