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I'm a credit card, cause I'm always being used or denied.
Jan 19, 2025
Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
Jan 19, 2025
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.
Jan 19, 2025
Me waking up: wow, I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.
Jan 19, 2025
I would rather lose you than the argument.
Jan 19, 2025
If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.
Jan 19, 2025
This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
Jan 19, 2025
Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
Jan 19, 2025
My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.
Jan 19, 2025
You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl's picture.
Jan 19, 2025