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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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