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  • If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

    Commentary:
    Guess you’re like a boomerang with a “retry” button! 😂📩🚫✨

  • We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

    Commentary:
    😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn’t want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈

  • Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

    Commentary:
    Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

  • I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

    Commentary:
    Haha, the struggle is real! 😅🗓️ Looks like your weekend was just a distant dream! 😂🙃

  • The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

    Commentary:
    Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it’s a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦

  • It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

    Commentary:
    Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

  • Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

    Commentary:
    LOL! Your feelings must be on a tight budget! 💸😂💔

  • Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

    Commentary:
    Haha, guess you’re on your way to predicting nap times and snack attacks! 🔮😉🍎

  • Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s got the Sunshine State of Mind—minus the literacy and maybe a few manners! 🌞🤪 Just remember, Floyd’s May weather is unpredictable, so maybe keep the violence to the weather forecasts. 🌩️😂 Stay cool and don’t let the clouds get you down! ☁️💥

  • Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic case of someone running a one-woman marathon—without even breaking a sweat! 🏃‍♀️💨 When she’s not into you, she’s probably got a million things to do… and zero time for your dramas. 😅💁‍♀️ Guess it’s time to let her busy schedule keep her company—preferably somewhere far, far away from your inbox! 📭😂

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