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101 Funny adulthood quotes

Funny adulthood quotes poke fun at the wild ride that is “growing up” — and how no one really knows what they’re doing! 😂🧾 Whether it’s getting excited about new sponges, budgeting like a boss (and failing), or realizing naps are the highlight of your weekend, these quotes remind us that adulthood is less “put together” and more “winging it with snacks.” Because being an adult is just pretending you’re not tired… all the time! 😆💼☕

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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