I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore. Posted on22 hours ago
Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Posted on22 hours ago
I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying. Posted on2 days ago
Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Posted on3 days ago
Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force. Posted on3 days ago
One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Posted on4 days ago
You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. Posted on4 days ago
You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to. Posted on4 days ago
Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity? Posted on4 days ago
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me. Posted on5 days ago
Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to. Posted on5 days ago