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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.
I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.
20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…
Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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1 week ago
Share →: At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Commentary:
"By 40, I’ll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! 😂🛑🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Commentary:
"Adulting level unlocked: Reading emails is my new 'daily scroll'! 📧😂 #InboxInfluencer"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Commentary:
"Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"
1 month ago
Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Commentary:
"Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"
1 month ago
Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Commentary:
"Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents"
2 months ago
Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨
2 months ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Commentary:
"Looks like I've officially unlocked the 'Sitting Down Enthusiast' level in life 🪑😂 Who knew that retirement age would come knocking so soon? Just call me the reigning champion of the seated Olympics! 💺🥇"
2 months ago
Share →: I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Ah, the good old days when bills were just a male name or a duck's beak 🦆💸! When 'bill' only brought to mind a friendly duck or a guy named William, not financial woes and stress! Take me back to those simpler times when bills were just something ducks used to paddle around, not something we have to pay 🦆💰!
3 months ago
Share →: My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"