Funny quotes adulthood

63 Funny adulthood quotes

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025