Funny quotes adulthood

67 Funny adulthood quotes

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

2 weeks ago

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

2 weeks ago

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

2 weeks ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

2 weeks ago

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

1 month ago

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

1 month ago

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

1 month ago

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

1 month ago

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

1 month ago

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

1 month ago

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

2 months ago

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

2 months ago

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

2 months ago

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

2 months ago

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

2 months ago

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

2 months ago

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

3 months ago