Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue 🤷‍♂️🔍 #LostInAdulthood"

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Commentary:
"Welcome to adulthood, where the coffee flows like water and sleep is just a distant memory. 😴☕️ Don't worry, we're all just zombies in business attire here! 💼🧟‍♂️"

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Commentary:
Looks like adulthood took a detour and ended up in the wrong neighborhood! 🗺️😂 Who knew the brochure would be so misleading? Welcome to the twisted reality of being a grown-up! 🎢🤷‍♂️

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Commentary:
"Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Commentary:
"Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail"

Adulthood is saying "but after this week things will slow down a bit" over and over until you die.

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Commentary:
Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Commentary:
"Realizing that the appeal of couch + PJs combo outweighs any fancy plans 🛋️😴 If only we could bill our tiredness as an excuse for social avoidance like our parents did! 😂 #AdultingProblems"

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Commentary:
"From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! 💫💼 #JediStruggles"