I'm not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I'm starting a family.

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Commentary:
"Apparently, the threat of losing access to Twitter is as serious as starting a family for some 🤣 Maybe they should just stick to tweeting and leave procreation out of it! 🐦🚫👶"

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Commentary:
🧅💧🔪 "In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that's a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂"

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical alternate universe where learning has a sassy side! 🌌📚 Imagine grappling with calculus while it whispers, 'You think I'm hard now, just wait till you meet my friend, Quantum Physics!' 😅 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the journey of learning the 'hard way' in this quirky dimension!"

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Commentary:
"In another dimension, even dreams are lining up to get a piece of me! 💁‍♂️💤😏 #DreamyAndDesirable"