One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap.

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."