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Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Just shared via Threads:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Just landed via Discord:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Just shared via Instagram:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Live now on Threads:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Spotted on Facebook:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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24 shares on Telegram this month:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

71 shares on X this month:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

60 shares on Slack this month:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife has the worst taste in men.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,378

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Spotted on Slack:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Spotted on Reddit:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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