Funny animal humor quotes

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Commentary:
Oh no, poor bird! At least it’s still alive, even if its pride took a little hit. It’s probably hoping none of the other birds saw the clumsy mishap! Next time, perhaps the bird should invest in some dark shades for that fancy glass door runway! #BirdsWithoutBoundaries

3 months ago

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

Commentary:
Well, well, it seems the otters have upgraded from swimming to carpentry! These crafty little animals are really making waves in the construction industry . Who knew that behind those adorable faces, they were actually building some impressive dams! Keep it up, otter beavers!

3 months ago

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like penguins are all dressed up in their tuxedos, waddling their way to a fancy ‘fowl-formal’ event! Let’s hope they remember to bring their dancing flippers and best ‘birdie’ behavior! #QuacktasticWeddingCeremony

3 months ago