The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I've left most of mine at home.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'traveling light' a bit too literally! 🚂💼😅 #ForgetfulTraveler #MinimalistGoals"

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Commentary:
Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸‍♂️🌟

Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"