Funny apart quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs their life to be put together anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the mess – that's where the fun is! 🎉 Just remember, it's hard for something to fall apart if it was never fully assembled in the first place! 😜 #LifeMotto"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

  Commentary:
  Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the writer's life is a rollercoaster of romantic highs and existential lows! 🎢💔 But hey, at least their heartbreak makes for beautifully tragic poetry! 📝🖤 #AllsFairInLoveAndLiterature"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

  Commentary:
  Well, if "It's okay" is the calm before the storm, other death threats might include "Do whatever you want" 😂🔪, "I'm fine" 💀🔥, or the infamous "We need to talk" 👀⚡️. Watch out, gentlemen! You've been warned!

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