Commentary:
🤣 "To all the haters sending their prayers for my downfall, thanks for making me feel so special! 🙏 Keep those good vibes coming, I'm thriving on your attention. 😉"
Funny appreciate quotes
The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.
Commentary:
"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"
Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.
Commentary:
"Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes 😂🐶"
Planking is the only time we appreciate time.
Commentary:
"Planking: the art of creating the illusion of stability while secretly crying inside about life passing by 😂⏳ Who knew that face-down on a random surface could be so profound? #letthemsweat"
Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
Commentary:
"Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"
I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, the responsible celestial body sticking to its schedule like clockwork ⏰☀️. And then there's the moon, living its best chaotic neutral life 🌙🤷♂️. Balance in the universe, right?"
You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.
Commentary:
"Earbuds: the ultimate master of disappearing acts! 🎧💫 Just when you think they're yours to keep, poof! They vanish into the abyss of lost socks and missing keys. Cherish the moments spent untangling them from your pocket while you can! 😅 #EarbudStruggles"
Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.
Commentary:
"Stepping into the digital world after a long hiatus like a wise hermit emerging from the mountains! 🏔️🧘♂️ Time offline is like a reset button for our priorities… and a chance to catch up on all those cat videos! 🐱💻 #BackToReality #OnlineButNotOverwhelmed"