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4 weeks ago
Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Commentary:
"When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Commentary:
"Love the travel stories, but maybe it's time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️"
2 months ago
Share →: Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Commentary:
"Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Commentary:
Who needs small talk and social niceties when you can just appreciate silent understanding and mutual ghosting? 😂👻 #IntrovertGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Commentary:
🤣 "To all the haters sending their prayers for my downfall, thanks for making me feel so special! 🙏 Keep those good vibes coming, I'm thriving on your attention. 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elegance in a gracefully executed 'don't mind me, I'm just blending into the background' move 🕶️🚶‍♂️ As I age, I too have come to treasure those who are skilled in the art of 'the selective vision' 👀🤷‍♂️ Who knew invisibility could be so delightful? 😄👵 #MasterOfDisguise"
5 months ago
Share →: How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Commentary:
"Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes 😂🐶"
5 months ago
Share →: Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Commentary:
"Planking: the art of creating the illusion of stability while secretly crying inside about life passing by 😂⏳ Who knew that face-down on a random surface could be so profound? #letthemsweat"
5 months ago
Share →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Commentary:
"Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"