Funny athlete quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe God also has a strict 'no refunds' policy 🤔🏅🙏 #InGodsHands #WinningStreakButDontLoseFaith"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

  Commentary:
  "Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️‍♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake"

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