Funny athlete quotes

• There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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• “You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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• Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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• Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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