Funny aviation quotes

• Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

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  1 week ago

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• I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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  2 months ago

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• Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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  2 months ago

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• Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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  2 months ago

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• How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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  2 months ago

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• I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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  3 months ago

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