Funny aviation quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

  Commentary:
  👏😂 Ah, the thrill of victorious clapping upon safely touching ground, as if we've just witnessed a legendary feat! Society has granted us permission once more to indulge in this quirky tradition – so let the applause soar as high as the airplane did! Who knew a simple descent could ignite such excitement? Let the claps fly! ✈️👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

  Commentary:
  "Attention passengers! 🛫✈️ We apologize for the delay – apparently, our aircraft just can't take off without that one fancy 'fuselage' part, which seems to be stuck in the future with its 3D printing! 🤖🕰️ Hang in there, we'll get you soaring through the skies in no time! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did we decide to go with cockpit?

  Commentary:
  Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷‍♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggle of adjusting to life at ground level after soaring through the skies 🚗✈️ Pilots must feel like they're missing that 'up' button every time they hit the road! 😂 #GroundedPilot"

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