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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

May 21, 2026

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

May 19, 2026

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

May 19, 2026

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

May 19, 2026

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Mar 31, 2026

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Mar 31, 2026

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Mar 28, 2026

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Mar 28, 2026

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Mar 28, 2026