Commentary:
Sounds like a sizzlin' romance: crispy, tasty, and just a little dangerous! 🥓🔥❤️
13 Funny bacon quotes
I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to…
According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 peopl…
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"Looks like the bacon-to-person ratio is a little skewed here 🥓👩👩👩👩 Who knew bacon could multiply you like that? Time to invite some friends over for a crispy and delicious bacon feast! 🥓🎉👯♂️"
According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a famil…
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"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨👩👧👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"
Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.
Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smo…
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you…
Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid r…
Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffe…
Remember before social media you would have to pick up the…
Commentary:
Oh, the good ol' days when declaring your love for bacon required some serious effort and commitment! 🥓📞 Just imagine the struggle of having to actually use our voices to profess our undying love for crispy goodness instead of just typing it out casually on social media. Ah, simpler times indeed! 😄