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Funny bacon quotes

Jun 14
Share →: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Oct 3
Share →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
Oct 3
Share →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
Sep 29
Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
Sep 28
Share →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.
Sep 22
Share →: At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?
Sep 22
Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.
Sep 22
Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.