11 Funny bacon quotes

Funny bacon quotes bring a sizzling sense of humor to everyone’s favorite breakfast treat! 🥓😂 From witty remarks about bacon cravings to playful observations on its irresistible charm, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying this crispy delight. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the joy of bacon! 😄🍳

3 months ago
View →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.
3 months ago
View →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.
4 months ago
View →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.
4 months ago
View →: Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.
5 months ago
View →: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
5 months ago
View →: Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.
5 months ago
View →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
5 months ago
View →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
5 months ago
View →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
5 months ago
View →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.
5 months ago
View →: At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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