11 Funny bacon quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bacon-to-person ratio is a little skewed here 🥓👩👩👩👩 Who knew bacon could multiply you like that? Time to invite some friends over for a crispy and delicious bacon feast! 🥓🎉👯‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

  Commentary:
  "Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to look at it! 🥓🚬 Who knew combining two deadly vices could result in a miracle cure? 😂 Just be sure to smoke your bacon responsibly, folks! #BadIdeasGoneGood

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

  Commentary:
  "Let's be real, caffeine and bacon are the unsung heroes keeping us all in check ☕🥓 Imagine the chaos if everyone was left to their own devices without these culinary superheroes! 🦸‍♂️🥓 #CoffeeAndBaconToTheRescue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' days when declaring your love for bacon required some serious effort and commitment! 🥓📞 Just imagine the struggle of having to actually use our voices to profess our undying love for crispy goodness instead of just typing it out casually on social media. Ah, simpler times indeed! 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

  Commentary:
  "If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I'd probably just spend it on more bacon 🥓. After all, why let haters ruin a good bacon-filled moment when you can savor that sizzle instead! 💁‍♂️ #BaconOverBullies"

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