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Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,238

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Spotted on TikTok:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Just shared via TikTok:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Trending via Discord:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Just shared via TikTok:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Funny Beyoncé quotes

Funny Beyoncé quotes are the perfect blend of wit, charm, and queen-level sass 👑✨ Whether you’re looking for a laugh or some clever inspiration, these gems will have you smiling and feeling empowered all at once 😄🎤 Get ready to bask in Beyoncé’s brilliance with a side of humor that’s as iconic as her dance moves! 💃🔥 #QueenBey #LOL

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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2 months ago

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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2 months ago

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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3 months ago

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15 shares on Snapchat this month:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

29 shares on X this month:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,462

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Just shared via Discord:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Breaking via Slack:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Freshly posted on X:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Just shared via Threads:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Just landed via Reddit:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Seen just now on X:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Trending via Messenger:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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