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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.