Funny balls quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

  Commentary:
  Guess I need to find a new hobby that won't involve dodgeball training 😂👉⚠️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

  Commentary:
  "Fore! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ Who needs skill when you've got an abundance of balls? Just remember to aim for the fairway, not the water hazard! 😅🏌️‍♂️ #GolfingProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of nature's unintentional design flaw 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Who knew that such stress-relieving wonders could be tied to the ultimate stress-causing machine? It's like having a reset button right next to a loud alarm clock – nature's sense of humor is truly one of a kind! 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: a calcified pineal gland or plastic-infused balls? 🚰💦 It's a tough choice between becoming a human water filter or a living stress ball! 😂 Which one will you pick for your daily dose of existential crisis?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

  Commentary:
  "According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Problems are like balls 🏀⚽️! Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you… 🙄 But hey, it's all about how you handle tossing them around, right? Keep juggling those challenges like a pro! 💪😄 #ProblemSolvingChampion

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