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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

May 21, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Apr 1, 2026

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Mar 30, 2026

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Mar 27, 2026

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Mar 27, 2026

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Mar 27, 2026

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Mar 27, 2026

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Mar 26, 2026