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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on Reddit:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Just landed via Telegram:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Trending via Pinterest:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Just landed via Slack:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Trending via Discord:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Just shared via Messenger:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Going bananas on Instagram:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Making waves on Instagram:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Going bananas on YouTube:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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80 shares on Slack this month:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

46 shares on Facebook this month:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

15 shares on X this month:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

33 shares on Discord this month:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,718

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Seen just now on Threads:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Just shared via YouTube:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Just shared via Twitch:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Live now on WhatsApp:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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