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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Trending via Slack:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Trending via Discord:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Going viral on Slack:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Is this simulation from Temu?

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48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

50 shares on X this month:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Going bananas on X:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Breaking via Pinterest:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Seen just now on X:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Just shared via YouTube:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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