Commentary:
"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"
Funny bra quotes
Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.
Commentary:
"Let's face it, finally freeing the ladies from bra captivity is truly a bra-tiful moment! 🙌🎉 Who needs a sunset when you have that glorious release at the end of the day? 😂 #FreeTheGirls"
Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.
Commentary:
"Ah, the Summer Olympics: where sweaty perseverance meets the ultimate sports bra showdown! 💦🏋️♀️ Dive into the pool of determination, and may the champion of undergarment wrestling emerge victorious! 💪👙"
Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real! Watch out, folks, for the legendary battle between a clingy sports bra and a slightly damp body – it's a showdown of epic proportions! 🔥💦 Just when you thought post-shower routines couldn't get any more dramatic, the sports bra swoops in to steal the show. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra on a mission! 😅👙 #WetAndWildDrama
Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
Commentary:
"Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁♀️ #BralessRevolution"
I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.
Commentary:
"Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"