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Funny bra quotes bring a burst of laughter to the everyday struggle of support and style 😄🎀 Whether you’re dodging discomfort or celebrating curves, these witty lines add a cheeky twist to a wardrobe essential 👙✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or adding humor to your day, get ready to smile and embrace the lighter side of lingerie! 😂💕

New funny bra quotes 👇

1 day ago
Share →: I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Commentary:
That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞
2 days ago
Share →: Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Commentary:
Definitely! The struggle is real, and my heart rate says I've earned a medal 😂🏅💪
4 weeks ago
Share →: One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮‍💨 #Bra-dventures"
1 month ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Commentary:
"Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"
2 months ago
Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Commentary:
"Seems like Lululemon missed a *melon* opportunity with that one! 🍈🤣 Maybe they're saving it for their next *busty* venture! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Commentary:
"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"
6 months ago
Share →: Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Commentary:
"Let's face it, finally freeing the ladies from bra captivity is truly a bra-tiful moment! 🙌🎉 Who needs a sunset when you have that glorious release at the end of the day? 😂 #FreeTheGirls"
6 months ago
Share →: Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Summer Olympics: where sweaty perseverance meets the ultimate sports bra showdown! 💦🏋️‍♀️ Dive into the pool of determination, and may the champion of undergarment wrestling emerge victorious! 💪👙"
6 months ago
Share →: Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real! Watch out, folks, for the legendary battle between a clingy sports bra and a slightly damp body – it's a showdown of epic proportions! 🔥💦 Just when you thought post-shower routines couldn't get any more dramatic, the sports bra swoops in to steal the show. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra on a mission! 😅👙 #WetAndWildDrama