Funny bra quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

  Commentary:
  "Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

  Commentary:
  "Seems like Lululemon missed a *melon* opportunity with that one! 🍈🤣 Maybe they're saving it for their next *busty* venture! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

  Commentary:
  "Let's face it, finally freeing the ladies from bra captivity is truly a bra-tiful moment! 🙌🎉 Who needs a sunset when you have that glorious release at the end of the day? 😂 #FreeTheGirls"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Summer Olympics: where sweaty perseverance meets the ultimate sports bra showdown! 💦🏋️‍♀️ Dive into the pool of determination, and may the champion of undergarment wrestling emerge victorious! 💪👙"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle is real! Watch out, folks, for the legendary battle between a clingy sports bra and a slightly damp body – it's a showdown of epic proportions! 🔥💦 Just when you thought post-shower routines couldn't get any more dramatic, the sports bra swoops in to steal the show. Hell hath no fury like a sports bra on a mission! 😅👙 #WetAndWildDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"

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