Funny bra quotes

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Let's be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good. - 2 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast. - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.” - 10 folks are currently viewing this quote.
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