Commentary:
"Explorers searching for new worlds vs. husbands searching for butter… a historic tale of navigation struggles! 🌎🧳🗺️ Let's hope the next expedition leads them to the Land of the Lost Butter! 🚀🤷♂️🍞 #LostInSpaceAndRefrigerators"
14 Funny butter quotes
I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.
Commentary:
"Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"
Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?
Commentary:
🧐🤔 "Who are these daring renegades choosing unsalted butter over the salty delights of life? Are they secretly training their taste buds for a covert mission to bland-land? Or perhaps they just enjoy living life on the edge, one pat of butter at a time? 🤪🥞 #ButterMystery #SaltyNotSorry"
Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.
Commentary:
Peanut butter is my true soulmate; bread is just the third wheel! 🥜❤️🍞