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Why stress over world domination when you can just buy the planet and forget to water it 😂💸🌍
Funny bond quotes
Funny bond quotes bring a splash of laughter to the special connections we share 🤣💞 Whether it’s friends, family, or partners in crime, these witty lines celebrate the quirks and joys that make bonds unbreakable 👫🎉 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort as you dive into the funniest takes on love and friendship! 😂✨
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓 -
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"From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"actor, actor switch, benoit, Benoit Blanc, best, blanc, bond, celebrity, character, comedy, craig, daniel, Daniel Craig, ever, film, film character, happen, humor, james, James Bond, leaving, movie, movie role, role, switch, things -
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🕵️♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill" -
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"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"bond, character, confidence, hotel, hotel room, humor, incredible, james, James Bond, know, observation, room, shower, skills, spy, thing, walk -
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"The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill" -
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Double oh no, I guess I’ll just have to stick to shaking cocktails, not stirring up trouble! 🍸🕵️♂️🎬 -
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Peanut butter is my true soulmate; bread is just the third wheel! 🥜❤️🍞