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Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Trending via Twitch:

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

Freshly posted on Discord:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Making waves on Reddit:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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48 shares on Messenger this month:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

77 shares on Discord this month:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

47 shares on Threads this month:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

31 shares on Slack this month:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Going bananas on Threads:

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Making waves on Twitch:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Making waves on Facebook:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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