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Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I had too much to think last night.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Tested positive for being single af

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,480

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Just shared via Discord:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Going bananas on Threads:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Going viral on YouTube:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Just shared via YouTube:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on Instagram this month:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

66 shares on Slack this month:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,662

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Just shared via Twitch:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Just shared via Facebook:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Live now on Threads:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Trending via Pinterest:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Making waves on Slack:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Spotted on YouTube:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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