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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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