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Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Going viral on Twitch:

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Going viral on TikTok:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Trending via Twitch:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Spotted on Slack:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Just landed via Twitch:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Just landed via Threads:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Trending via X:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Seen just now on Discord:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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79 shares on WeChat this month:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

13 shares on Slack this month:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

76 shares on Threads this month:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

11 shares on X this month:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

11 shares on Threads this month:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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I love unplanned fun.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Meow means woof in cat.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Trending via YouTube:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Just landed via Slack:

Life is weird and then you die.

Freshly posted on X:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Making waves on Facebook:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Seen just now on Discord:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Trending via Reddit:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Seen just now on Reddit:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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