It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Commentary:
"When pedestrians are crossing, why not show some love and drop a beat instead of honking? 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️💃 Let's keep the peace on the streets, folks! 🚗✌️ #CalmDownAndDriveOn"

Think about how many more lovers you'd have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That's what they are taking away from you.

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Commentary:
"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"