23 Funny cultural quotes

• You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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  5 days ago

  5, affection, Asian, Asian parent, boom, children, cultural, cultural stereotype, family, form, hugging, humor, kissing, never, parent, parents, romance, stereotype

• When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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  6 days ago

  Asian, cultural, cultural mix, enough, food, humor, identity, mexican, mix, popular, popularity, something, stereotype

• Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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  1 week ago

  asked, cultural, dating, digits, German, girl, humor, i, joke, language, number, pun, rest, still, waiting

• So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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  1 week ago

  1, call, communication, cultural, cultural difference, difference, English, got, humor, i, language, me, phone, phone call, prank, press, said, telemarketer, told, understand

• Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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  1 week ago

  60s, comedy, cultural, cultural reference, drugs, give, history, humor, irony, just, me, nostalgia, realization, reference, satire, should, wait

• Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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  1 week ago

  4th, 4th of July, American, American culture, Americans, celebration, cultural, cultural difference, culture, date, date format, difference, format, holiday, humor, july, national, national holiday, pronunciation, say

• Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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  1 week ago

  90s, band, cultural, cultural impact, generation, good, impact, just, music, nostalgia, Oasis, rock, song, songs, soundtrack, whole

• America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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  1 week ago

  anthem, comment, country, cultural, cultural comment, humor, irony, joke, jungle, music, national, patriotic, patriotic satire, satire, should, welcome

• British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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  1 week ago

  British, cultural, downstairs, humor, jump, jumping, just, Mary, Mary Poppins, never, open, people, poppins, stereotype, umbrella, whimsical, window

• A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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  1 week ago

  cultural, dialect, every, humor, people, regional, sarcasm, southern, Southern humor, time, type, y’all

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