13 Funny dangerous quotes

• The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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  2 weeks ago

  coffee, dangerous, drinking, game, i, most, play, seeing

• Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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  1 month ago

  am, boredom, creativity, crush, danger, dangerous, funny thought, having, humor, i, imagination, invent, loneliness, something, think, thought

• Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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  1 month ago

  beautiful, beauty, close, danger, dangerous, distance, dressed, metaphor, nature, people, personality, storm, storms, sunset, unpredictability

• Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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  1 month ago

  confidence, dangerous, false, false confidence, genius, humor, ignorant, ignorant man, irony, man, nothing, self-awareness

• If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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  1 month ago

  advice, bank, bank robbery, code, dangerous, dangerous situation, dress, dress code, example, flip flops, going, humor, preparation, robbery, safety, situation, think, wear

• Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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  1 month ago

  bathroom, danger, dangerous, date, gone, humor, joke, relationship, restaurant, toilet, toilets, vanish

• More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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  1 month ago

  danger, danger sign, dangerous, expression, lion, power, roar, sign, silence, silent, strength, woman

• You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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  1 month ago

  advice, always, dangerous, dangerous thing, doing, helmet, humor, politics, safety, should, talking, thing, things, wear

• You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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  1 month ago

  alcohol, communication, contact, danger, dangerous, date, eye, eye contact, humor, interaction, me, relationship, social, social interaction, tell, want

• Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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  1 month ago

  adventure, dangerous, dangerous journey, fantasy, friendship, Frodo, Gandalf, gardener, humor, journey, lord, Lord of the Rings, rings

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