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Funny dangerous quotes

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025
If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous.

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025