Funny dangerous quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're chasing a sunset, but end up needing an umbrella! ☀️🌧️😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded combo of ignorance and arrogance! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a recipe for disaster served with a side of misguided confidence. 🤯 Watch out for those self-proclaimed geniuses who couldn't tell the difference between a duck and a chicken! 🦆🐔 #IgnoranceIsNotBliss

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Solid advice! You don't want to be caught trying to make a quick getaway in slippery flip-flops 🩴 when the bank teller asks for your shoe size instead of your account number. Safety first, fashion second! 💰🏃‍♂️💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, helmets are great for protecting your head from both physical dangers and political debates! 🤷‍♂️🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Stay safe out there, both in action and conversation! 🪖🗣️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'liquid courage meets intense gaze' situation. 🍸👀 It's like a high-stakes game of staring contest with a twist – and by twist, I mean the potential for awkward confessions and questionable decisions! Proceed with caution, folks. 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

  Commentary:
  Gandalf: "Frodo, you must embark on a perilous quest to destroy the One Ring and save Middle-earth."
  Frodo: "Sounds great, but can Samwise plant some herbs along the way?" 🧙‍♂️🌱
  It seems even the bravest heroes need to make sure their garden is in order before setting off on an epic adventure!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

  Commentary:
  "Uh-oh, boredom alert! 🚨 Things are about to go from zero to chaotic real quick! 🤪💥 Brace yourselves, folks! 😂"

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