Commentary:
When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes
12 Funny dangerous quotes
The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.
Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?
Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.
Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.
If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.
Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.
Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like those toilets are serving as secret escape routes for some elusive dates! 👀 Maybe they've been lured away by the call of the wild…or maybe they just got lost in the maze of toilet stalls? 🚽💨 Dates disappearing into thin air at the restaurant? Time to investigate or start serving a GPS service with the meals! 🕵️♂️🍽️
More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.
