Funny dip quotes

• My body is a vessel for various dips.

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  3 weeks ago

  body, dip, eating, food, humor, snack, vessel

• Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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  3 weeks ago

  dip, doing, exercise, funny observation, humor, let, me, observation, Pilates, real, tell, toe, toe dip, woman, women, workout

• Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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  4 weeks ago

  breadstick, comparison, dip, food, food humor, funny comparison, garden, humor, joke, oligarchy, olive, olive garden, restaurant, restaurant joke, something, sounds

• As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, dip, food, happy, i, joy, snack, something

• Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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  1 month ago

  activity, around, chips, class, dancing, day, dip, grabby, humor, i, intro, myself, salsa, starving, weird

• How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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  1 month ago

  dip, early, exit, exit strategy, food, gracefully, humor, i, leave, leave early, me, party, queso, queso dip, situation, social, social situation, strategy, take

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