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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Just landed via Reddit:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Trending via Discord:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sane is boring.

Making waves on Threads:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Making waves on Instagram:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Trending via Twitch:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Live now on Snapchat:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Funny DNA quotes 🧬 bring a playful twist to the building blocks of life! Whether you’re a science geek 🧑‍🔬 or just love a clever pun, these witty lines unravel the humor hidden in our genetic code. Get ready to laugh and discover how your genes might just have a silly side too! 😂✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day with a dose of DNA fun!

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Share →: My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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"With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂"
6 months ago
Share →: My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's hair is their ultimate snitch! 🕵️‍♂️💇‍♀️ DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 💁‍♂️🦠"

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Going viral on X:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Seen just now on TikTok:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Reported on Slack:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Trending via Discord:

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Just landed via Slack:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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