Funny DNA quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person's hair is their ultimate snitch! 🕵️‍♂️💇‍♀️ DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 💁‍♂️🦠"

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