My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person ain't just cheesy with their jokes, but also quite literally made of cheese! 🧀🧬 Who knew their family tree had so many delicious branches? Bet they're grate company at parties! 😉"

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's hair is their ultimate snitch! 🕵️‍♂️💇‍♀️ DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 💁‍♂️🦠"