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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,374

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Just shared via Messenger:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Trending via Pinterest:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Trending via Slack:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Just shared via YouTube:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Shared recently on X:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

42 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

73 shares on Slack this month:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

12 shares on X this month:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

10 shares on Slack this month:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Can I come over and figure you out?

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,681

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Just shared via Discord:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Live now on LinkedIn:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Live now on Facebook:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Live now on Messenger:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Shared recently on Slack:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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