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Funny domination quotes

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

2 months ago

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

2 months ago

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

3 months ago