Funny dot quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

  Commentary:
  "Attention everyone: the red dot isn't just a fashion statement, it's also a surveillance system! 🕵️‍♀️🔴 Better watch your words around Indian girls, lest you become the star of their next reality TV show! 😂 #RedDotConfidential"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a little black dress when you can rock silky polka dot PJs with as much sass and style? 💃🔥 Embracing comfort and cuteness all in one! 😂 #StayinSexyYetCozy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival

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