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Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,699

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Live now on Instagram:

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

Just shared via WeChat:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Trending via Threads:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Spotted on Instagram:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

55 shares on Discord this month:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,489

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Trending via Slack:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Going viral on Facebook:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Seen just now on Discord:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Just shared via Slack:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Spreading quickly via X:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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